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It seems common that people in affairs text from the bathroom. My spouse spent hours on the loo. (Where I live houses often have a tiny room with just a loo and sink - so unless you stand looking at the loo you are sat on it).

Now if I mention the messaging to him I say ‘when she was texting you while she was taking a dump’ because there’s a good chance that was what she was doing. He knows that was what he was doing.

I think it’s really poignant that they text from the loo. Heart emojis and kisses to messages sent from the throne. Words of adoration holding the loo roll. It’s all a bit grim really.

Its often said here.."privacy is for the bathroom, what they want is secrecy."

Then,they use their time in the bathroom to message AP.

His long trips to the bathroom was my first clue that he was at it again.

So now? He doesn't close the door. Ever. He uses the bathroom in our bedroom. It's just us,and our adult daughter at home. She never goes is there. And I don't hover in the doorway, so it's not like he's on display. But, no,the door stays open. This was HIS idea. So..ok. If,every time he wipes his ass he thinks of OW, well, I guess that's appropriate.

I'm sure many will be appalled. I give not one single care.

[This message edited by HellFire at 12:42 PM, Wednesday, January 31st]

Good to see I’m not the only one who has thought this.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ll text you some kibbles,
When I have my next poo.

I don’t think I’ll win a prize for my poetry.

Hellfire - mine leaves the door open too now. I also got suspicious due to lengthy bathroom visits.

As for remembering when wiping his arse - eeek I hadn’t thought of that. I may ask him later! How romantic.

Astonishingly I find this comforting (that other people have gone through this).

WH’s bathroom visits were ridiculous. He would spend most of his time in there and went so far as to claim he has irritable bowel syndrome. However, it was rare there was any accompanying smell to support his claim.

Pbear - I am glad to bring you comfort. I was worrying i would lower the tone somewhat and almost didn’t post.

To me it also symbolises what c**p the whole situation actually was.

Receiving kibbles from the loo. Imagine being asked by your Aunty Rose ‘how did you two love birds start your relationship?’ Oh it was her Kibbles from the Dunny - I just couldn’t resist her. I waited with bated breathe and anticipation until her next bowel movement.

When they think back to the early days - I spent hours texting from the throne room - love you princess.

Not impressed that my wonderful kids lives were thrown into disarray by a man who needed to write tales of adoration while risking haemmeroids.

It’s things like this that back up the fact that affairs are really pathetic and not due to being sexy or exciting or due to stars aligning magically.

Texting from the Dunny.

I hope to not have lowered the tone today. Sorry people I’m glad others have considered it too.

[This message edited by Abcd89 at 1:34 PM, Wednesday, January 31st]

Oh yes, WH spent a lot of time taking a dump and texting AP. I also think it's very appropriate that she got shit texts and I find humor in that now.

I even found pics he took of himself in the bathroom. How disgusting?!? Of course, I also called him "CAP'N" for a long time which stood for "Carefully Angled Phone" because phone angles were used to improve certain dimensions.

I don’t think I’ll win a prize for my poetry.

But it may earn you a post in the SI Quote Thread in F&G forum.

It makes sense that cheaters would spend so much time in the bathroom because they’re full of shit.

Thank you for the laugh this morning :)

My WH did a reversal, just as gross, texting me from bathroom while with AP. As I uncovered A details years downstream, I was able to connect a selfie he sent me from the toilet to a business trip taken with MOW GF, and realized she was there with him in the hotel room. He was checking in regularly and sending me reassuring photos post Discovery, while they went underground. No shame at all, and what a pile of crap in every sense. I threw the shirt he was wearing in that pic in the garbage when I figured it out and told him why. It was one of his favorites. He's lucky it was just the shirt.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ll text you some kibbles,
When I have my next poo.

I don’t think I’ll win a prize for my poetry.

I don't know, it seems we may have found the next poet laureate! Perhaps at the next inauguration of a U.S. president you can read it at the ceremony!

I spent my entire married life making high fiber food for the WH because he was spending hours in the bathroom . Then realized it was moral constipation!

This thread made my day. I’m laughing my ass off. And I’m at the dentists office right now. And no one has fun at the dentist office!! Yet you guys have me laughing 😂

I had forgotten about this.

During the time of WH's A he was constantly NOT flushing the toilet. OMG, it drove me mad. I kept walking into the bathroom and find a "dirty" toilet. Once we had D-day and I realized what he had been too busy doing instead of flushing... Oh, I lost it. I had never been so disgusted by him.

I have always said that an AP willingly accepts second place, that is why A's happen in secrecy, the BS will never accept 2nd place. This post further proves the point, the AP gets the shitty end of the deal.

This thread has made my day!!! Yes, toilet texting.

I am glad I have made people smile!
I am also glad my poem made it into F and G 😂

It’s certainly not romantic and sexy getting kibbles from the loo. I agree it demonstrates what people are prepared to tolerate to get smoke blown up their butt!

My week has sucked and I am really glad I’ve brightened some of your days Happy Friday! (Posting from my bedroom not the Dunny)

"Then,they use their time in the bathroom to message AP."

I am so sorry so many of us experienced this. And EXWH did a lot more than just text in places he shouldn’t.

I did not question the time he took for himself whether it was bathroom time, walks, so called working in the garage. I respected him like the man with morals and decency I mistakingly thought he was. I gave him more credit than he deserved and quite frankly he flushed our marriage down the toilet.